Boys and girls,

I hope I find you in good spirits and good health.  I have another five picks from our sale bin I want to recommend.  As Halloween has past us, some great costumes are on clearance as well.  Take a look here!  Just because nobody else is dressing up, doesn’t mean that the bedroom’s off limits for costumes, right?  Let’s check out what else is on sale.

Crystal Jellies Classic

Crystal Jellies Classic – 10 inch

OK size queens, this one’s for you.  10″ of veiny transparent cock for your inserting pleasure at a great price.  These veins aren’t just for looks; ribbed for excellent texture and pleasure.  Feel the maze of veins as it’s thrust in and out of you.  It’s quite flexible while maintaining the firmness we all so desire.  The well defined head provides that first “pop” of insertion and the other 9 inches is the icing on the cake.  Need I say more?  Available in three colors; pink, purple, and transparent!

Shane's World His Stimulator

Shane’s World His Stimulator

Vibrating cock ring with a wired remote.  Let me explain how this remote is of great advantage.  Bumping and grinding, the last thing you want to do is fiddle with something on your cock when someone else is pressed up against it.  Remotely controlling the vibrations to your preference?  That’s more like it!  At less than 10 dollars, you have to try this baby out.  Highly recommended and loads of fun for both of you, or even solo.

UR3 Masturbator In A Tube

UR3 Masturbator In A Tube

For when you want the release with no interaction, this pussy’s ready to get a royal pounding without any foreplay.  Just lube her up good and go to town.  Available for anal and oral simulation types, this versatile masturbator’s puckered up and waiting for your cock.  Comes with lube so no waiting necessary.  Make sure you stock up for subsequent sessions!

Adam and Even Personal Lubricating Gel

Adam & Eve Personal Lubricating Gel

No sexual toy box is complete without lube in a pump bottle.  To be able to grab a squirt of lube with one hand is the next best thing after sliced bread.  This waterbased lube won’t stain, is compatible with all toys, and has no fragrance or flavor.  If you like thick lube this one’s for you!

Little Red Devil Duckie

Little Red Devil Duckie

This little rubber ducky is just an “innocent” bath toy.  Equipped with a stronger motor than the original, this naughty fowl is of course waterproof for bathtime fun and will be your favorite bath buddy.  Even with the two AA batteries it requires, it floats and is discreetly quiet.  Isn’t it time you took a relaxing bath?

That’s it for today.  Until next time, happy orgasms!

XOXO,

Syn